dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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