Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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