we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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