Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
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in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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