Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
