trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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