i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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