I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
