i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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