I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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