At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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