So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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