before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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