Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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