girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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