why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I deserve this hangover.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
