Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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