i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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