Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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