i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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