Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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