C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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