I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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