my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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