Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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