He disabled his match.com account in front of me
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
