What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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