Will you blow on my dice?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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