Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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