it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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