Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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