i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
