Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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