About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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