It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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