Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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