I'm lost and stupid without you.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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