It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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