small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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