Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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