i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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