I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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