chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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