Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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