wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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