Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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