But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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