She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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