i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
