Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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