im about as happy as oj after his trial
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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