Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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