how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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